My motto:
“Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right “
Woody Allen
Message for those ladies who like their men to smell nice, my fave aftershaves are anything by Issey Miake, Chanel Bleu for Men, 212 VIP Black, or Tom Ford Original
I’m on Kik and Telegram - username on both is Jacobsladder1966 - im on Snapchat too you can message Jacobsladder50 - I’m onWhatsApp and Skype too so message me for contact info - now being a solo guy with manboobs my inbox is never busy so if you do send me a message I will reply don’t worry !!!!
Now here’s the bit that will eliminate 99% of the ladies from contacting me I am married and yes my Mrs doesn’t know I’m on here Now I fully realise that a lot of you will not chat to me as I am married and I totally get that- some of you will say why are u on here ? Well my wife is not into swinging at all on religious grounds so fab is my escape as I regard myself as 50% atheist and 50% satanist - if you are willing to help me out with my search for good social and filthy fun, then that would be brilliant and I’d really appreciate it
Talking about people viewing my profile, I do appreciate single straight guys and TV/TS guys checking me out - I even appreciate messages from guys like “oh you will love me sucking you off “ or “I can suck cock better than any woman” cause it’s nice to be noticed but guys - I just want to make it absolutely plain - I am only looking for women & couples so you are wasting your time and you should use your efforts finding cock elsewhere
I am very tactile in nature so to any ladies that decide they fancy meeting me - I do like to kiss cuddle touch and stroke so I hope that you like to do that too - I’m also very good at massage (so I’ve been told)
Intelligence is a big turn on for me so you could consider me a sapiosexual - I’m also into all things Spanish and Italian -I love to talk about anything - politics, art, film (if you are a fan of the John Wick films then bonus points coming your way), books, food and drink but good filthy talk always goes down a treat
Now I do have a dad bod which I am trying to lose but it’s very difficult lol so I’ve just joined my local gym Pure Gym Edinburgh West so if there are any busty gym bunnies who go to that gym and want to inspire me in a very flirty way then get in touch
Love most types of music from prog rock to opera to thrash metal - Abba to Frank Zappa - current chart stuff though is absolutely appalling - Lewis Capaldi (or as I call him the male version of Adele) particularly gets on my wick - guess that’s my age I was a child of the 80’s after all - I do love hip hop too but the early stuff like Run DMC, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five you know proper old school
I love comedy - my two fave comedians are Frankie Boyle and Jim Jeffries which will tell you a lot about my very black sense of humour (and if any ladies out there know the significance of April 18th I will love you forever! If you know Jim Jeffries you’ll know what I mean)
I am also a sucker for punishment- not in a BDSM way - Im a season ticket holder for Edinburgh City who play at Meadowbank Stadium in Scottish League One so I suffer on a regular basis watching them get beat !!!!.