This swinger contains: 20% Rogue, 30% Gent, 25% Genius, 20% Idiot, and 10% " Ingredient X"

I love to be playful with people, with ideas, with situations, and with words, but I'm not a player.

I'm.... Smart, silly, secretive, steamy, charming, stupid, playful, sexy, tall, serious, naughty, energetic, intelligent, imaginative, genuine, open, outgoing, and frequently contradictory.

I'm often found wearing my pants on my head, funky shoes on my feet, and leafing through a dictionary to find new adjectives.

I don't moisturise, I don't exfoliate, I've never had a skincare regime and I probably never will, tanning like a tangerine really isnt my style, I get my hair cut by a barber not a "stylist", and if my life was so empty that I thought that a gillette razor was the best a man could get.......... I'd slit my wrists with it.

Thats not to say I dont take care of myself and scrub up rather spectacularly - but the metrosexual does not stop at this station.

ps - I also cook.